Cooking lessons from my BFF

Put meat in pan, mildly break up, put heat on.

Get in conversation with best friend for approx one hour.

Smell burning and enter smoke filled kitchen.

Suffer mild smoke inhalation while opening windows in 20 degree weather.

Go to McDonalds.
Dinners served.

Thanks friend for letting me witness via the phone, looks like I'm off to a good start.